Monday, April 11, 2005

Things that suck

Here is a list of things that suck:

*Hoovers

*The New York Yankees

*Girls from Englewood

*Pitching seven innings of two run, 15 strike-out baseball and still being saddled with a loss.

It really is a shame that John Smoltz pitched so brilliantly yesterday afternoon, yet was unable to pick up a win. I suspect the Pedro/Ron Jeremy mutation read my previous post and used the inflammatory material as motivation, thus allowing himself to toss a one-run complete game. In the future, I will encode any derogatory comments about 'Pedromy' deep within my postings and only my faithful reader(s) will be able to decipher them, via stylish decoder rings of my own design.

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